My Lucky Egg

I do not believe in the concept of luck. I define luck as something that happens out-of-the-blue, solely outside a person's participation. Most people use the word "luck" that way. There is the concept of people who "make their own luck," but this is a non sequitur. How can one make happen, that which they...

Manifold Meals

I have a great hamartia. When something gets stuck in my head... It will be like a thought squirrel, running around in my brain... Driving me crazy. When its a good idea, it can be a strength. When its a bone head idea... Hi-jinks will ensue. One such thought squirrel I was possessed of at...

Do A Good Deed

Being homeless sucks. It lacks status. One scrapes by with minimal amounts of money. Little by little I'm getting worn down. I feel a profound depression creeping-up on me. If I, ever, hope to extricate myself from this predicament, I've got to keep it together. I cannot allow my homelessness to break my spirit. The...

The Whore’s Bath

On days when I do not have access to a shower, and still need to bathe, I give myself what is known as a "whore's bath"... Pits, tits, and naughty bits. Presumably named after the brief cleaning prostitutes perform between clients. How a Whore's Bath, you give yourself, differs from a Sponge Bath, you may...

Free Food. The Bane of my Keto Existence.

Another thing about being homeless is the feeling of "want." If you've never been in this circumstance... I am sure you can sympathize, but there is no way you're going "know" what I'm talking about. Even tho its bad for me and I regret it later, I'm having a real hard time passing-up free food....